The opposite of the Illuminati, who take pride in their high level of knowledge and learning. An Illiterati takes pride in the fact that they are ignorant and refuse to learn (adjust their paradigm) often to the severe detriment of those around them.xkcd blogged a few phrases that google didn't know recently (guaranteeing they'll be known now).
Urban Dictionary
My consolation -- "my favorite google query" (google.com).