My latest attempt at not working is xkcd.com This one is particularly awesome. When you mouse over it on the webpage it says "They're both Tyler Durden."
Mike says I should say something about myself. I'm Chris. I met Mike at a "How to be a cult leader" convention he was hosting on a yacht on Lake Titicaca. Turns out it was a trap to get people into his "become a cult leader" cult. Lesson learned: don't drink the Kool-Aid. Pyrimid scams are a bitch. That about says it all.