M: Since Obama is shutting down Gitmo I guess the question now is where will they transfer the inmates?
E: I hadn't thought about that, where will we put them?
M: My vote is we send them to a ranch in Crawford, TX. He made the mess...
E: That's a difficult problem. I'm still stuck on the fact we couldn't get the guy impeached. I'm putting my efforts behind whorePAC.
E: It's my political action committee devoted to organizing prostitutes who are willing to be deployed to the White House on a moment's notice. Since congress won't impeach a president for more obvious reasons we have to resort to these more tried and true methods.
It's the only way I see to guarantee our ability to impeach when necessary in the future. Plus, whorePAC will create a new kind of American hero.