conversations at work

C1: It looks like someone just ordered materials but specified zero quantity. What's that supposed to mean?

C2: Oh, I can't remember, ask the DBA. I know it has some special significance.

M: Nihilism shows up where you least expect it.

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C1: I don't read much. I've never really liked to read.

M: That's like someone telling me they don't really like to breathe.